As seen in the Professor’s office


Yes, you are looking at a cigarette lighter taped to a can of aerosol hairspray, also known as an unintentional torts suit waiting to happen. I don’t even know.

The orange things in the background, incidentally, are a bunch of bracelets that say “WWRPPD?” — what would a reasonably prudent person do? — which is apparently hilarious if you’re a lawyer.